I've been neglecting to blog because...

I've been wasting all my time on Stardoll. :P



This flash thing doesn't seem to work right... But i'm leaving it here in case it starts to or it's just my browser...

Visit my Stardoll Suite

Here's my "MeDoll," though. Awesome, right?

And my username is superdork.

Super-rad fungus

Today, my sister showed me something in our backyard that looked like this and smelled like crap, seriously.
















We found out that it's a column stinkhorn. And also, the scientific name for the stinkhorn family is Phallaceae. Which is funny.


So, we were inspired to go across the street and search for more weird-looking fungus... We didn't find any as awesome as the stinkhorn, but still, it was cool. :P

Sneaking.

So, my parents are off somewhere doing something. My siblings and i took the opportunity to watch Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, which was cool... but never as cool as the book, of course. Now we're watching Elf. And when my parents get back, my best friend is going to call me. Life is pretty much average awesome. B)

Awesome plans always fail.

I'm going to Fort Myers, where i came from, for Christmas, so that's awesome. What's even more awesome is that my dad couldn't find an affordable vehicle to rent big enough for my family for the trip, so my mom and i were going to ride a Greyhound bus for ten hours a day early. That would have been an awesome adventure... What's not awesome is that my dad found a rental place with minivans that aren't all reserved already, so we're all just going together the normal way. Lame. But still better than taking the Land Rover, even though it would be kind of awesome to have it break down again and end up staying an extra week like last year. Also, i'm broke and the only Christmas present i have for anyone is one i made.

Merry Christmas, hos!

Hardcore paradegoers

So, yesterday was my (technically... I generally just tell people i live near Ocala. This place has one blinking stoplight.) town's Christmas parade. It's on the highway maybe three minutes from my house, but my family still managed to be late. Which is not surprising... But anyway, the road was already blocked when we got "there," and the parade was starting. So we pulled over and parked, then got out and all ran about half a mile up the road so we'd get to see it. On the way, one of my flip-flops broke. So i was running on the gravelly road barefoot, carrying flip-flops and my purse and jacket, right alongside the cars and horses and stuff, for a couple of minutes... A little girl in an SUV waved at me. After we stopped running i got a bunch of free candy people were throwing. It was cool.

Oh, and afterwards at the park i met Santa.

I really want to collect...

a bunch of TV show theme songs and music that i like... So far i know i definitely The Office, South Park and My Name Is Earl. Any other ideas?

My children are going to be born with extra limbs

And hopefully not because my husband and i turn out to be more closely related than we thought.

One of my sisters got some potato chips earlier today and wanted to heat them up in the microwave. So she put them on a napkin and tried... and apparently, it made a weird noise and sparks. O.o So i ate them for her... My stomach hurt a little later. Yup.

M.A.S.H.

I will attend nowhere to become a Receptionist. I will live in New York City, in a apartment. I will marry Tom Felton in Mississippi. Our honeymoon will be in Ireland. We will have 1 kid and a Dog. I will drive a Red Camaro.

http://www.scholastic.com/kids/middleschoolsurvival/mash/

:P

And another thing:

Cats, unlike dogs, when they go in your yard, bury it.

Boots did that this morning while my dad was digging to work on some wiring. :P
















Also, you don't have to house-train them... much... usually... I don't think...

Cookies kill... a lot of time

So, this morning my dad was being an asshole about the heater being on and it not being necessary. I decided since he liked the cold so much, i'd throw some ice cubes on his side of my parents' bed. ...That was around thirteen hours ago. I pretty much forgot about it right after, but now my mom's trying to find out who spilled something... only Melissa knows what really happened, though, so i'm probably not going to get killed tonight.

Anyway.

There's this thing my 4-H club participates in every year where you make a bunch of cookies and bring them to the 4-H office... and i'm not totally sure what else... but my family's all doing it, and we're supposed to each make 3 dozen cookies. That means 180 cookies, plus extras, made with five different recipes. We started working around 8. It's now midnight, one of my sister's still isn't finished, and i haven't started on mine... I was busy helping everyone else with theirs, because i'm nice and a control freak. It was lame and fattening... I did get (steal) some brilliant ideas, though.

Rachael, my 12-year-old sister, made some gay sugar cookies and just put chocolate icing on them... And then she piled up the icing on top of a couple like dog crap and decided to name them Doggy Delights. Redeemed.

Someone suggested putting cocoa puffs on them and renaming them Rabbit Show Surprises... but we don't have any. I fully intend to get some and make some, or a cake the same way, for the home arts part of the fair this year. It will be awesome.

Also, my sister is showing a rabbit. So.

I think i should make a note that

My lame blog is not affiliated in any way with My Life Is Average. ...Actually, i'm sure you could have figured that out on your own... but what i mean to say is that i don't claim to be anywhere near that awesome. Don't hate me because my life is as below-average as yours and i can't get a story published there either.

Buy kittens!

So, this is a seemingly really lame subject for a blog post, but it's come to my attention at some point during my life that some people think cats are lame just because they're evil and stuff. Well... They're wrong. Cats are awesome. They're like cute, cuddly ninjas. And that's pretty much the most awesome thing anyone can imagine, right?

Pros of the #1 Earth mammal species

Kittens are adorable. All kittens. Even the evil ones that bite you, because when they're kittens it doesn't actually hurt, and plus, if you treat them well, they'll probably get out of that habit by the time they're big enough for it to. And they don't stink... not the cats themselves. Unlike dogs and skunks and mice and probably hamsters. Litterboxes do, obviously, but those aren't even necessary if you let them go outside.

Adult cats are also adorable, usually, and again, if you treat them right, they won't seriously injure you... only steal food and sleep in weird places and look cute and hilarious. And sometimes pee on things and reproduce. Much like the stray that we adopted that stuck us with two litters of kittens that YOU need to come and adopt. Because cats are awesome, and if you do or don't have one, you need another. Kthx.