Buy kittens!

So, this is a seemingly really lame subject for a blog post, but it's come to my attention at some point during my life that some people think cats are lame just because they're evil and stuff. Well... They're wrong. Cats are awesome. They're like cute, cuddly ninjas. And that's pretty much the most awesome thing anyone can imagine, right?

Pros of the #1 Earth mammal species

Kittens are adorable. All kittens. Even the evil ones that bite you, because when they're kittens it doesn't actually hurt, and plus, if you treat them well, they'll probably get out of that habit by the time they're big enough for it to. And they don't stink... not the cats themselves. Unlike dogs and skunks and mice and probably hamsters. Litterboxes do, obviously, but those aren't even necessary if you let them go outside.

Adult cats are also adorable, usually, and again, if you treat them right, they won't seriously injure you... only steal food and sleep in weird places and look cute and hilarious. And sometimes pee on things and reproduce. Much like the stray that we adopted that stuck us with two litters of kittens that YOU need to come and adopt. Because cats are awesome, and if you do or don't have one, you need another. Kthx.