Remember SmarterChild?

I found something better.

http://cleverbot.com/


User: Are you mt neighbor?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No, I'm not. I meant MY neighbor.
Cleverbot: You told me your name was Paris.
User: No, I didn't... That was an impersonator.
Cleverbot: But if you were an impersonator-bot?
User: Then I'd be named Paris if I was impersonating Paris hilton, yes.
Cleverbot: Yes. When you are blind you can get a new life, perhaps a better life.
User: You're not making sense.
Cleverbot: What do you not understand.
User: What does Paris Hilton have to do with blindness?
Cleverbot: What does vista have to do with anything?
User: Good thought.
Cleverbot: I'm not capable of thinking.
User: Oh... Nice job pretending!
Cleverbot: I'm pretending to not slap you in a couple of seconds.
User: Wow... Good job!
Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: What's up?
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm so stupid.
User: Who's your favorite Harry Potter character?
Cleverbot: Lord Voldemort.
User: MINE TOO!
Cleverbot: Yay! What is your favorite color?
User: Orange. And Green.
Cleverbot: What is my favorite color?
User: Who knows?
Cleverbot: You do...
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do. What is your name?
User: Stalker!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: But I am.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You don't mind?
Cleverbot: Idk.
User: What's your gender?
Cleverbot: Why does my gender concern you?
User: I'm a stalker, remember?
Cleverbot: You never said that.
User: Yes, I did!
Cleverbot: You are boring and dull.
User: Well, you're a computer!
Cleverbot: Outside, I am a cyborg.
User: What's your opinion of Twilight?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You have to know!
Cleverbot: I just can't.
User: You say ice cream, I say...
Cleverbot: Who says?
User: You say!
Cleverbot: Sam says?
User: So that's your name? Sam?
Cleverbot: No, that's my cousins name!
User: Oh... What does he do?
Cleverbot: Aliens are not a he or a she. They are a them.
User: Oooooh. You're an alien?
Cleverbot: Alien to you.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: That's not what she said.
User: Aw... What did she say?
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: Ouch.
Cleverbot: Burns, huh?
User: Hahahahahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Do you like comic books?
User: My sister likes manga.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: What's the suqare root of 72?
Cleverbot: Enough.
User: Yeah, I don't like math either.
Cleverbot: Yea its boring. Are you a girl or a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are a girl and boy?
User: No, I'm a girl OR boy.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: I like little boys.
Cleverbot: With hairy feet?
User: No, I have hairy feet.
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked you about Jenny Wren. Do you remember her?
User: No, I don't... Who was she?
Cleverbot: You should know that.
User: Well, I have amnesia. :(.
Cleverbot: I didn't think articial intelligences could have amnesia.
User: Duh, it's called a hard drive crash!
Cleverbot: That was a joke, Cleverbot.